September 1, 2004

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  Hurricane Frances (Silly stuff)
  

  
  

  Hurricane Frances far out in the sea

  
  

  Hang a right, go north, and stay far away if you please

  
  

  You’ll knock out the power and break all the trees

  
  

  And if there’s no water we can’t flush when we pee

  
  

  Don’t you know Floridians cannot live without AC

  
  

  Don’t stick my neighbor’s head through my windshield

  
  

  My car’s brand new I don’t want all the paint peeled

  
  

  I’m made all the ice that my freezer can hold

  
  

  And bought all the supplied that I have been told

  
  

  Stocked up on drugs so I’ll live through it all

  
  

  Thank God I live on the first floor so there’s not far too fall

  
  

  So bring on the wind and bring on the rain

  
  

  and bring on the thunder but leave out the pain

  
  

  Send in the storm swell and show me your eye

  
  

  But dammit, be gentle – I don’t wanna die

  
  

   

  
  

  Plus I don’t have any frikkin’ insurance, Godammit!!!

  
  

   

  
  

  So there you have my 60 second poem to the bloody incoming storm!

  
  

   

  • 7:52 pm
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