August 22, 2005
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Here are some really simple lyrics to a really simple song I concocted for the various kids in my life. It is my first attempt at a vocal track… ever. Maybe my last? The link to the song, in mp3 format, is below the lyrics. I think it is kind of fun!
Swamp Jazz
There was an alligator
His name was Mighty Max
And everywhere he went
He left his mighty tracks
He cruised around the swamp
All day and every night
Looking for somethin’ tasty
Things that he could bite
Well, Max like looking good
In his alligator leather
He wore it quite exclusively
Out in any weather
Didn’t need sun glasses
When he walked onto the scene
His teeth were big an pointy
He was always getting mean
Yes, he liked layin’ low
He liked stayin’ cool
He liked playin’ bass
He liked to sing the blues
Struttin’ yeah
Oh yeah
Layin’ low
And staying cool
Mighty Max
He’s the man
He played bass
He sang the blues
Swamp Jazz, smokin’
Always on his mind
Swamp Jazz
That certain bump and grind
Swamp Jazz
All the lady gators loved him
Watched him when he walked
They sighed and heaved and fainted
When they heard the way he talked
He knew just how to treat ‘em
‘Cause he had all the moves
And when it came to dancing
He knew all the latest grooves
All his friends thought him the greatest
The rest looked on in fear
They all made him a space
Whenever he’d draw near
He always had the plan
He was the leader of the swamp
Anyone that crossed him
Would experience his chomp
But he liked being mellow
Sitting in the shade
And checking out the ladies
They all made the grade
He like layin’ low
He liked stayin’ cool
He liked lookin’ good
Swamp Jazz
Struttin’ yeah
Stayin’ mellow
Everything’s all right
With Swamp Jazz
It’s smokin’
Always on his mind
Swamp Jazz
That certain bump and grind
Swamp Jazz
Comments (5)
Still on the road…last day…so i won’t be able to hear your song ’til tomorrow
Saw you on maureenrose’s site, and i’m always a sucker for a fellow guitarist, plus, eventually i plan to lay down some Eddie Van Hendrix tracks for my readers although i haven’t a clue how to do so
Dear Andreas,
Just have time for “Swamp Jazz” right now and it’s fantastic. Love the vocals, and the gator himself in his appearances. We have a gator here in Harbor City in one of the parks. It made the Yahoo News. Mighty Max, checking out the ladies.”
Reminds me of the songs of Warren Zevon, like “Werewolves of London” instead of, say, Joe South or Creedence. You did say it was for kids, but it’s neat as a vocal. I can hardly wait to hear more. I would add some deeper bass on the intro before your vocal comes in. On my computer anyway it just seemed like I needed to hear either a bass drum or a stronger lick.
Michael F. Nyiri, poet, philosopher, fool, and your 2nd or 3rd biggest fan. *I’ll assume Maureen is your first, and congrats about moving in together.*
I think the lyrics are fantastically cute!! I”m really sorry I’ve been a little scarce lately, but work has been quite busy the past two months so I don’t get on-line at the moment as often as I used to. Of course… I was deeply saddened to learn of Terry’s passing. I feel a void in my heart. Thanks for keeping in touch.
Peace.
i would skeez it (“Swamp Jazz”) it up a bit and go sardonic on vocals a la Zappa on *Willie the Pimp*
As for Hendrix minimalism…my main amp and future effects box is a Roland mini-cube, and once i get another wah-wah pedal, i’ll be set
Now get thee out to a record store & git some pre-”Flashlight” Funkadelic.
Hi Andreas,
I absolutely love Swamp Jazz. The kids must too. Its so cute. Totally brought me back to my days of my childhood. It made me think of that song about a hippo named Buela (Buela the beast was a vegetarian). You have such a knack with these things. Your talents always amaze me.
You have alot of things going on in your life.Some big and wonderful changes. I wish you the best of luck. Im very happy for you. I will keep your “secret”as to not tarnish your “macho” image..lol You know my secret as well. All if going just fine with Mike and we spend alot of time together. My Xanga is slacking a little because of it but its the price you pay for happiness.
You look so different with a completely shaven face.Very very SEXY! I think thats why you are now getting a roomie. Youre irresistable like that
Its always wonderful to hear from you. I look forward to more updates on your life and your happiness. Youre such a Sweetheart. I thank you so much for all of your time and kind words.
Love,
Kelly