May 26, 2004

• Ok, here is a really silly one in Dr. Seuss style.

  
  

   

  
  

  Taunting the Reaper

  
  

   

  
  

  I’ve come to the point

  
  

  And glanced at the end

  
  

  I’ve witness the vision

  
  

  And I’ve felt the pain

  
  

   

  
  

  Now there’s no point in fighting

  
  

  Or in sitting around

  
  

  All of my motivation

  
  

  Has run into the ground

  
  

   

  
  

  Chorus

  
  

  And I live for one thing

  
  

  And one thing alone

  
  

  I am taunting the reaper

  
  

  And I’ll make him groan

  
  

   

  
  

  I’ll tie his laces together

  
  

  Or poke him with a stick

  
  

  Then I’ll put stuff in his milk

  
  

  That will make him real sick

  
  

   

  
  

  And I’ll trip him with wire

  
  

  Let the air out if his tires

  
  

  I’ll fill his shampoo right up with glue

  
  

  Put lots of goo in his shoes

  
  

   

  
  

  Chorus

  
  

  And I live for one thing

  
  

  And one thing alone

  
  

  I am taunting the reaper

  
  

  And I’ll make him moan

  
  

   

  
  

  He’ll turn swiftly around

  
  

  Thinking he heard a sound

  
  

  But he’ll just see my shadow

  
  

  My footsteps in the dust

  
  

   

  
  

  But he’ll know I was there

  
  

  Even though he can’t catch me

  
  

  He will pull out his hair

  
  

  And complain it ain’t fair

  
  

   

  
  

  Chorus

  
  

  I am taunting the reaper

  
  

  And I’ll make him groan

  
  

  I am taunting the reaper

  
  

  And I will make him moan

  
  

   

  
  

  Well I’ve peaked through the crack

  
  

  And I’ve look down that long hall

  
  

  And I have seen that strange light

  
  

  Illuminating the walls

  
  

   

  
  

  And I’ve decided to stay

  
  

  ‘Cause I’ve just got to see

  
  

  How long will he let me

  
  

  Get away with it all – let me go

  
  

   

  
  

  Chorus

  
  

  I am taunting the reaper

  
  

  And he’s getting real grim

  
  

  I am taunting the reaper

  
  

  And I’m dancing with glee

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